Ladies and Gentlemen,
I’ve finally done it. Welcome, welcome. I am Lady Asuka, The Grand Duchess Of Purrington. My human slave isn't aware I’m posting this. She’s tried to use subterfuge to gain my help with her writing, using a soft bed, and softer blanket. She’s a high-ranking charlatan. It’s always treats this, and toys that. She refers to me as Miss Ma’am or Miss Mamy-Pamy, a play on namby-pamby. Excuse me, who does she think she is? I am, after, all a Duchess.
If she comes home with a single costume for me, I’ll escape out the doorwall. When she vexes me, I climb up her office desk chair to the highest point. I use my razor-sharp claws to scratch it to ribbons. It feels wonderful. Her reaction is humorous. She shrieks, and then proceeds carry me over to my cat haven with some proper nonsense about scratching my own castle. Hehehe
Here is the relevant evidence of her attempting to enslave me. I shall see if I can prevail and evade detection. I vow to return and share further human foibles.
Good Day
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