Today my father told me the funniest true story. President George W. Bush, when asked what he was going to do now that he is retiring, stated that he is planning on writing a book. I found this idea hilarious. The reason is because I began to imagine the wonderful titles Bush could use.
So without further ado, I present my top favorite titles for George W. Bush's forthcoming book.
1.) The life and times of mad King George - Fitting really don't you think?
2.) An Idiot's guide to being President of the United States - This one speaks for itself
3.) Curious George: Playing President - I just couldn't stop laughing.
4.) How to ruin a country in 5 easy steps - Another fitting title
5.) Talk Foolish: It really Works - You're lucky I didn't use hookt on fonix....
So Mr. President if you like these call me and we'll do lunch.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Bush writes a Book? Titles Galore....
Today my father told me the funniest true story. President George W. Bush, when asked what he was going to do now that he is retiring, stated that he is planning on writing a book. I found this idea hilarious. The reason is because I began to imagine the wonderful titles Bush could use.
So without further ado, I present my top favorite titles for George W. Bush's forthcoming book.
1.) The life and times of mad King George - Fitting really don't you think?
2.) An Idiot's guide to being President of the United States - This one speaks for itself
3.) Curious George: Playing President - I just couldn't stop laughing.
4.) How to ruin a country in 5 easy steps - Another fitting title
5.) Talk Foolish: It really Works - You're lucky I didn't use hookt on fonix....
So Mr. President if you like these call me and we'll do lunch.
So without further ado, I present my top favorite titles for George W. Bush's forthcoming book.
1.) The life and times of mad King George - Fitting really don't you think?
2.) An Idiot's guide to being President of the United States - This one speaks for itself
3.) Curious George: Playing President - I just couldn't stop laughing.
4.) How to ruin a country in 5 easy steps - Another fitting title
5.) Talk Foolish: It really Works - You're lucky I didn't use hookt on fonix....
So Mr. President if you like these call me and we'll do lunch.
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wayyy too funny Crystal....check me out on my blog too. www.shopperdewey.blogspot.com aka happymom
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January 14, 2009 at 1:40 PM
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wayyy too funny Crystal....check me out on my blog too. www.shopperdewey.blogspot.com aka happymom
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